55 Halloween Puns That Are A Total Scream

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We can’t resist a good pun, especially spooky (and spoopy!) Halloween puns. Whether you’re looking for some punny Halloween costume inspiration or a funny Instagram caption for all your Halloween photos, these will do the trick – or treat!

And of course, these aren’t just great for October 31. Anyone who truly loves Halloween loves it all year long!

Halloween Puns

• Just creepin’ it real.
• You’re just my (blood) type.
• Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
• This Halloween, we’re dying to have fun.
• Witch way to the pumpkin patch?
• These jokes will have you laughing ’til you’re coffin.
• I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.

• You can’t skele-run from these skele-puns.
• Have a fang-tastic Halloween.
• We know some vampire puns, but they all suck.
• Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.
• Ghouls just want to have fun.
• Squash goals.
• Fright for the right to party.
• I will gourd my candy with my life!

• I think I have deja-boo.
• You can Count on Dracula.
• Life’s a witch, and then you fly.
• Time to get this party startled!
• Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
• I hope these Halloween puns don’t drive you batty.
• If you’ve got it, haunt it.
• Be-witcha in a second!
• Witch and famous.
• It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.
• Hope your Halloween is hex-tra special.

• Ghosts, fasten your sheet belts!
• Vampires are a pain in the neck.
• It feels a lot like Howl-oween!
• Trick or treat yo’ self.
• A scare is born tonight!
• Orange you excited for Halloween?
• My costume is eerie-sistible.

• You are the pick of the patch!
• Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
• Beware of Resting Witch Face.
• Keep calm and carry a wand.
• Witch better have my candy.
• Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!
• Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
• Does this party have boos?

Halloween Jokes

• Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.
• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
• Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath!
• What do you say when a vampire leaves? So long, sucker.
• Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.

• What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
• Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!
• What’s the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.
• What’s a math teacher’s favorite Halloween treat? Pumpkin pi.
• Why are all mummies workaholics? They’re afraid to unwind.
• Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.
• Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
• Did you hear about the poisoned Cheerios? Yup — the work of a cereal killer.
• Can I have your number? I promise not to ghost you.