55 Halloween Puns That Are A Total Scream
We can’t resist a good pun, especially spooky (and spoopy!) Halloween puns. Whether you’re looking for some punny Halloween costume inspiration or a funny Instagram caption for all your Halloween photos, these will do the trick – or treat!

And of course, these aren’t just great for October 31. Anyone who truly loves Halloween loves it all year long!
Halloween Puns
- Just creepin’ it real.
- You’re just my (blood) type.
- Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
- This Halloween, we’re dying to have fun.
- Witch way to the pumpkin patch?
- These jokes will have you laughing ’til you’re coffin.
- I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.

- You can’t skele-run from these skele-puns.
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween.
- We know some vampire puns, but they all suck.
- Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.
- Ghouls just want to have fun.
- Squash goals.
- Fright for the right to party.
- I will gourd my candy with my life!

- I think I have deja-boo.
- You can Count on Dracula.
- Life’s a witch, and then you fly.
- Time to get this party startled!
- Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
- I hope these Halloween puns don’t drive you batty.
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- Be-witcha in a second!
- Witch and famous.
- It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.
- Hope your Halloween is hex-tra special.

- Ghosts, fasten your sheet belts!
- Vampires are a pain in the neck.
- It feels a lot like Howl-oween!
- Trick or treat yo’ self.
- A scare is born tonight!
- Orange you excited for Halloween?
- My costume is eerie-sistible.

- You are the pick of the patch!
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Beware of Resting Witch Face.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!
- Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
- Does this party have boos?
Halloween Jokes
- Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
- Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath!
- What do you say when a vampire leaves? So long, sucker.
- Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.

- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
- Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!
- What’s the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite Halloween treat? Pumpkin pi.
- Why are all mummies workaholics? They’re afraid to unwind.
- Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.
- Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
- Did you hear about the poisoned Cheerios? Yup — the work of a cereal killer.
- Can I have your number? I promise not to ghost you.

