HALLOWEEN,  HOLIDAYS,  LIFESTYLE

55 Halloween Puns That Are A Total Scream

We can’t resist a good pun, especially spooky (and spoopy!) Halloween puns. Whether you’re looking for some punny Halloween costume inspiration or a funny Instagram caption for all your Halloween photos, these will do the trick – or treat!

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And of course, these aren’t just great for October 31. Anyone who truly loves Halloween loves it all year long!

Halloween Puns

  • Just creepin’ it real.
  • You’re just my (blood) type.
  • Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
  • This Halloween, we’re dying to have fun.
  • Witch way to the pumpkin patch?
  • These jokes will have you laughing ’til you’re coffin.
  • I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
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  • You can’t skele-run from these skele-puns.
  • Have a fang-tastic Halloween.
  • We know some vampire puns, but they all suck.
  • Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.
  • Ghouls just want to have fun.
  • Squash goals.
  • Fright for the right to party.
  • I will gourd my candy with my life!
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  • I think I have deja-boo.
  • You can Count on Dracula.
  • Life’s a witch, and then you fly.
  • Time to get this party startled!
  • Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
  • I hope these Halloween puns don’t drive you batty.
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • Be-witcha in a second!
  • Witch and famous.
  • It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.
  • Hope your Halloween is hex-tra special.
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  • Ghosts, fasten your sheet belts!
  • Vampires are a pain in the neck.
  • It feels a lot like Howl-oween!
  • Trick or treat yo’ self.
  • A scare is born tonight!
  • Orange you excited for Halloween?
  • My costume is eerie-sistible.
  • You are the pick of the patch!
  • Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • Beware of Resting Witch Face.
  • Keep calm and carry a wand.
  • Witch better have my candy.
  • Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!
  • Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
  • Does this party have boos?
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Halloween Jokes

  • Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.
  • What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
  • Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath!
  • What do you say when a vampire leaves? So long, sucker.
  • Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.
halloween puns
  • What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
  • Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!
  • What’s the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.
  • What’s a math teacher’s favorite Halloween treat? Pumpkin pi.
  • Why are all mummies workaholics? They’re afraid to unwind.
  • Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.
  • Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
  • Did you hear about the poisoned Cheerios? Yup — the work of a cereal killer.
  • Can I have your number? I promise not to ghost you.

Ashley Hubbard is a writer, photographer, and blogger based in Nashville, Tennessee. When she's not searching out the strange and unusual things in life, she's searching out vegan food and is passionate about sustainability, animal rights, and social justice.

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