Vampire Puns To Sink Your Fangs Into

Whether it’s for Halloween or not, having some good vampire puns on hand is definitely a good tool. I don’t know why – I don’t make the rules. If you’re more into classic Dracula or prefer your vampires a bit less … bitey … this wordplay is fang-tastic. These are also great for celebrating World Dracula Day.

Looking for some more fun wordplay – we’ve ghost puns too!

Vampire Puns

1. It doesn’t hurt much.

Find on Etsy.

2. Real friends get each other Buffy cards.

Find on Etsy.

3. We swear on our cute little bat pin.

Find on Etsy.

4. We think we slept on it wrong or something.

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5. The best mash-up ever.

Find on Etsy.

6. This bat ornament can just hang around on your tree.

Find on Etsy.

7. It’s not me, it’s you.

Find on Etsy.

8. Don’t bother us.

Find on Etsy.

9. Count Dracula meets country music.

Find on Lookhuman.

10. Music to our ears.

Find on Etsy.

11. He wants all the pets

Find on Lookhuman.

12. Show your bisexual vampire pride with this mug.

Find on Lookhuman.

13. Vampurrrr.

Find on Etsy.