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Vampire Puns

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Whether it’s for Halloween or not, having some good vampire puns on hand is definitely a good tool. I don’t know why – I don’t make the rules. If you’re more into classic Dracula or prefer your vampires a bit less … bitey … this wordplay is fangtastic. These are also great for celebrating World Dracula Day.

Looking for some more fun wordplay – we’ve ghost puns too!

Vampire Puns

It doesn’t hurt much.

Find on Etsy.

vampire puns

Real friends get each other Buffy cards.

Find on Etsy.

vampire puns

We swear on our cute little bat pin.

Find on Etsy.

vampire puns

We think we slept on it wrong or something.

The best mash-up ever.

Find on Etsy.

vampire puns

This bat ornament can just hang around on your tree.

Find on Etsy.

vampire puns

It’s not me, it’s you.

Find on Etsy.

Don’t bother us.

Find on Etsy.

Count Dracula meets country music.

Find on Lookhuman.

Music to our ears.

Find on Etsy.

He wants all the pets

Find on Lookhuman.

Show your bisexual vampire pride with this mug.

Find on Lookhuman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vampurrrr.

Find on Etsy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ashley Hubbard is a writer, photographer, and blogger based in Nashville, Tennessee. When she's not searching out the strange and unusual things in life, she's searching out vegan food and is passionate about sustainability, animal rights, and social justice.

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