We’re Not Amok-ing Around When We Say These Are The Best Hocus Pocus Quotes

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There’s no question that Hocus Pocus is one of the most iconic and popular Halloween movies in existence. It’s not scary, but it is a classic. And these Hocus Pocus quotes prove just how memorable it is!

From the witty lines by Winifred Sanderson to the jaded quips from Max, these iconic quotes have stood the test of time.

Make sure to brush up on these Hocus Pocus quotes before your trip to Salem!

Hocus Pocus Quotes

1. “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” — Winifred Sanderson

2. “I love you, jerkface.” —Dani

3. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” — Dani

4. “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” — Winifred Sanderson

5. “Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” — Allison

6. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!” — Winifred Sanderson

7. “Dost thou comprehend?” — Winifred Sanderson

8. “He’s a good zombie.” — Max

9. “It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow’s Eve. It’s the one night a year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth.” — Allison

10. “You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.” — Thackery Binx

11. “You’ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences. I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!” — Max

12. “Damn, damn, damn! Double damn.” — Winifred Sanderson

13. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” — Winifred Sanderson

14. “Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.” —The Sanderson Sisters

15. Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come little children. The time has come to play here in my garden of magic.” — Sarah Sanderson

16. “Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” — Max

17.  “I love you, jerkface.” — Dani

18. “Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?” — Winifred Sanderson

19. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — Max

20. “I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” — Thackery Binx

21. “You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” —Thackery Binx

22. “Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” — Winifred Sanderson

23. “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” — Winifred Sanderson

24. “It is a prison for children.” — Winifred Sanderson

25. “I suggest we form a calming circle.” — Mary Sanderson

26. “Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” — Winifred Sanderson

27. “I’ll have your guts for garters, girl!” — Winifred Sanderson

28. “I smell children.” – Mary Sanderson

29. “Come, we fly!” — Winifred Sanderson

30. “Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble.” — Bus driver

31. “Goodbye, cruel world.” — Winifred Sanderson

32. “Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!” — Winifred Sanderson

33. “You lit the black flamed candle?” — Cop

34. “Twist the bones and bend the back. Trim him of his baby fat. Give him fur, black as black. Just like thisssssss.” — Sanderson Sisters

35. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” — Bus Driver

36. “It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” — Dani 

37. “Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” — Billy Butcherson

38. “I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!” —Winifred Sanderson

39. “Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.” — Mary Sanderson

40. “Welcome to High School Hell.” — Max

41.  “Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” — Winifred Sanderson

42. “Let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads.” — Max

43. “What a fool to give us thy life … for thy sister’s.” — Winifred Sanderson

44. “Dance, dance, dance, until you die!” — Winifred Sanderson

45. “Got any cash, Hollywood?” — Jay

46. “Go to hell!” – Billy Butcherson / “Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.” — Winifred Sanderson

47. “Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” — Max

48. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” — Sarah Sanderson